A furry doll that giggles when you tickle it is nice and all, but imagine how much more joy you can bring to your child with a cuddly teddy bear that rips ass every time they squeeze it.

With 15 assorted hi-resolution real-life air biscuits, Teddy Toots will fill your child's room with an anal symphony - music to any child's ears.

For all ages: 1 to 99

Teddy Toots, coming soon.

(Also, made in America. Because . . . . well, you know.)

Interested? Join the Interest List.